The second drawer is just filled with naughty pictures of Lestrade.
umm are bacon and chemistry fandoms??
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A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.
this cartoon works at target clearly
Black Friday instructions
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
LETS BECOME DIABETES
I was in culinary class today making desserts and some kid came over and was jokingly like “this shit sucks” as he walked away and I yelled back “don’t fuck with the master bakers” and the entire class stopped and stared at me as i realized what I said
If you don’t understand read this out loud
is he ok tho
Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”
Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.
Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.
Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.
Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.
Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.
Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.
Because feminists just need to chill out.
Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.
Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.
There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.